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Jenna, the leader of the coolest clique in class, asks you and your new best girl Beth to a sleepover with her crew. Beth confides she doesn’t wanna go because she’s secretly afraid of the dark. When Jenna asks why Beth bagged, you say…

a. “She’s too chicken to sleep without a nightlight!”

b. “Uh, I don’t know.… Maybe you should ask her why.”

c. “She’s feeling kinda sick—must be those funky tuna tacos the lunch lady dished out.”

You were scopin’ the merch at Macy’s with Chelsea when you saw the most fab pink angora sweater on sale for just 30 bucks—but you only had $20 on you. Chelsea loaned you $10 so you could make it yours. You paid her back when?

a. You haven’t quite gotten around to it yet. Hey, it’s only been a few weeks!

b. You remembered you owed her that Hamilton about three days later…and paid up.

c. You negotiated an advance on your allowance so you could pay up the very next day.

Your BFF Sara is suffering a major math meltdown. Her average is in the basement. How do you help her deal?

a. You don’t. You’ve got your own tough classes.

b. You suggest maybe her folks could spring for a tutor.

c. You head to her house every day after school and go over probs with her until she gets it.

Your bud Meghan has been crushing on class hottie Matt. Problem is, he’s never said a word to her—but he has been chatting you up big-time. Should you go there?

a. Of course! Matt is totally fair game.

b. It’s probably OK, as long as you let Meghan know you and Matt like each other.

c. No way! Stealing her crush would be lower than low.

Katie saved for months to buy a pair of $140 jeans. Too bad they make her butt look wider than the big ol’ state of Kansas. “What do you think?” Katie chirps happily. You reply…

a. “Your booty looks like the side of a bus. Take ’em back!”

b. “They’re nice, I guess.”

c. “You know, I saw a photo of Mischa Barton wearing the same jeans and they made her skinny frame look wide. Why not exchange them for another style?”

You and Carly have been planning an ice-skating outing for weeks. Just as you are about to leave, your BF calls with last-minute tix to an NBA game! What the heck do you do?

a. Tell your boyfriend to pick you up right away. You want to hit the concession stand before the game starts!

b. On your way to the game with your BF, you try to call Carly to see if she’ll reschedule

c. Tell your BF you can’t make it. You know how psyched Carly is for skating, and you’re not going to let her down.

Your gal Alyssa calls you, crying hysterically. Her beloved cat Mr. Whiskers just died. You express sympathy by…

a. saying you’re sorry, then getting off the phone as fast as you can. This kind of sitch creeps you out ’cause your dog Blackie had to be put to sleep.

b. listening to Alyssa cry as long as she needs to, while still trying to follow this week’s Gossip Girl.

c. dropping everything and hustling over to her house.

Grace, the most evil chick in your gym class, spreads an untrue rumor that your best pal Lindsay stuffs her bra. How do you help Lindsay deal?

a. You stay outta the whole thing. Grace might broadcast a big lie about you next.

b. You tell Lindsay not to sweat it—the whole thing is bound to blow over in a week or two.

c. You get right up in Grace’s grill and tell her to quit

What’s your secret strategy when buying the perfect birthday gift for your best bud?

a. You get her the present you’d love to receive, like Green Day’s American Idiot. Now, you can burn yourself a copy.

b. You go for whatever’s on clearance.

c. You pay close attention when she gushes over those Steve Madden moccasin boots with pom-poms, then sneak back to the mall later to snag them for her.

Katie’s ’rents are letting her throw a Valentine’s party. As her BFF, how do you help out?

a. You make sure all the chips ’n’ dip she puts out don’t go to waste by stuffing your face all night.

b. You come over a little early to tape balloons to the wall.

c. You help in any way Katie asks you to, then stay late to help her clean up.

Your gang is spending a snowy Saturday at the new indoor fun center. Before trying the rock-climbing wall, each of you has to sign a form stating that you understand the risks. You say…

A. “Uh, guys, maybe we should try something else—something that can’t potentially kill us!”

B. “Awesome! I’ve always wanted to try this!”

C. “I’m gonna pass, but I’ll help you guys get set up.”

D. “Let’s do it!”

Good news! You’ve just landed a regular babysitting gig. Aside from the chance to earn some dough, you can’t wait to get started because…

A. you love taking care of kids! You don’t even mind changing an occasional dirty diaper (ew).

B. hey, you’re a kid at heart! You’re up for anything from snowball fights to finger paints.

C. those neighbor kids are sooo sweet and adorable.

D. let’s be honest—you love being in charge. Of kids. Of a group. Whatever!

Your BFF is sick in bed with a cold. She sounded really bummed when you talked to her on the phone, so you…

A. head over to her house with some chicken noodle soup, a box of Kleenex and some vids.

B. bring her a bunch of those magazines that make fun of celebs so you can both crack up over them.

C. head to the stationery store to buy her a get-well card with a sweet message.

D. go to all her teachers and ask for her assignments.

Your big sis is cooking her very first family dinner. You come home just as she’s pulling a burnt pot roast from the oven. Bummer! You…

A. help her search the kitchen cabinets for some other stuff you guys could whip up. Wasn’t she paying attention when Mom gave you guys cooking pointers?

B. take a huge bite of the charred casserole while making sarcastic yummy noises in an attempt to crack her up.

C. give her a huge hug, grab an apron and offer to do whatever it takes to help make the dinner work.

D. get on the phone and order Chinese carry-out.

Your BFF just got the worst ’do you’ve ever seen. After staring at her with your jaw nearly on the floor, she screams, “SAY SOMETHING!” You spit out…

A. “Don’t worry—the great thing about hair is that it grows!”

B. “Well, you'll fit in at '70s night, right?”

C. “It’s nice, really,” with a forced smile.

D. “We’re going back to the salon right now. This is totally unacceptable!”

You want to give your crush something really special for Valentine’s Day. So you decide on...

A. candy. So it’s unoriginal, but it’s traditional. And you make really good homemade chocolates.

B. the Spongebob Squarepants DVD box set. You two can watch it together—it’ll be a riot! It even has a karaoke segment.

C. tix to see his fave band. Yes, it’s a splurge, but you just know how much he loves them.

D. a six-pack of handmade coupons, each good for a free trig tutoring session—he’s failing, and you can help! Plus, that’ll be half a dozen “dates” you can pencil into your planner. He’s yours!

Your b-ball team is playing the championship game against your school’s biggest rival. You suggest everyone scream:

a) the usual patriotic school cheer (dull but reliable).

b) “Crush them! Beat them! Kill them!”

c) “Together!” and slap each other’s hands.

When your mom suggests a night out on the town with her on Friday, your reply is along the lines of:

a) “Of course! How about dinner and a movie?”

b) “Yeah, whatever. Going out with my mother on a Friday night is soooo exactly my idea of fun.”

c) “Sure! But what do you think about me inviting some friends over Saturday?”

Tryouts for the volleyball team are this week. When your cute lab partner asks over the frog dissection if you think you’ll make JV, you:

a) say, “I’ve been working really hard at practice all week, so I just might.”

b) sarcastically answer, “Hopefully—the jackets are styling this year.”

c) laugh and respond, “I hope so, but my chances could be as good as this frog’s chance of coming back to life!”

It’s the first day of your new aerobics class, and you were brave enough to venture out in your bod-baring Spandex gear. One of your friends compliments you on how good you look, and you respond:

a) by pinching an inch and pointing out flaws.

b) “I know! I’m really ripped, aren’t I?”

c) by saying thanks and returning a compliment.

After standing in line to get on the new roller coaster at the amusement park, you’re the only one of your whole group the ticket collector takes aside. When he measures your height and tells you you’re not quite tall enough to go on the ride, you:

a) smile and go on the merry-go-round by yourself.

b) whine that another vertically challenged friend is wearing platforms, and then pout until your entire group abandons the roller coaster.

c) feel a little sorry for yourself, but convince your buds you don’t mind waiting at the exit.

One of your friends suggests going to see her idol in her new movie this Friday. She always gets to pick which movie to see, so you:

a) shrug and say that sounds OK, hoping she receives your telepathic message that you’re not thrilled about the choice.

b) give her a cold look and tell her you have other plans that you actually had some input in.

c) respond, “Since you picked the last three movies, I’d like a say in this one.”

You and another friend from your swim team are invited to a fellow team member’s party. This teammate doesn’t go to your school, so you don’t know the people who are going to be there. While talking to your friend, who is also invited, you say:

a) “Come with me. We’ll make it fun, and her friends might be really cool.”

b) “Why bother going? I bet she invited some total losers, and it will be a definite bore.”

c) “Let’s make an appearance for an hour, and if we don’t like it, we can always bolt.”

When your history teacher introduces the chapter on pre-Hellenistic Greece, you:

a) pull out your notebook and happily prime yourself to take notes.

b) sarcastically announce loud enough for the back row to hear, “Oooh, everyone, this should be exciting!”

c) say, “Hopefully it will be better than Egypt.”

When your English teacher gives you a B instead of the A you thought you deserved on your Shakespeare report, you:

a) decide to keep quiet. After all, she knows best because she is the teacher.

b) mutter how unfair she is, while walking out of the class and stuffing your paper in the trash.

c) read over her critique, taking note of helpful comments and vowing to use them next time.

After your brilliant sister has brought home yet another Great Scholar Award, which your parents prominently display on the dining room table, you:

a) plan a party in her honor.

b) stomp out of the room, whining about how you can never live up to her, and profess that your parents love her more.

c) congratulate her with a slight twinge of jealousy.

You and your BF Jake were all cute and cozy under the mistletoe last week. Today? He shocked your socks off by breaking up with you in an e-mail. Your very first thought?

A) “What a weasel! Good riddance! Jake is so not worthy of one second of my time.”

B) “Maybe he’s confused and doesn’t mean it. I should call his BFF Mike to find out what’s really up.”

C) “He can’t just kick me to the curb. I have a say in this matter, too! I don’t care what he says—we’re still dating. So there!”

Your mom’s new job means a major move to another state. Are you psyched about your first day at a poppin’-fresh school this January?

A) Big-time! You’re always up for an awesome adventure.

B) Psyched? Try terrified. You have no clue how to dress, act or breathe.

C) Li’l bit—you’re trying to go with the flow. First day of school, you’ve decided you’ll just be yourself and see what the kids and teachers are like.

You were way jazzed to make j.v. basketball squad. First day back at school, though, you find out you won't get new uniforms due to icky budget cuts, and you'll be wearin' the same ones from five years ago. How do you deal?

A) You shrug it off. It’s a bummer but, hey, you'll be sweating up a storm anyway.

B) You go into mega-pout mode. You wanted to look cute while doing lay-ups!.

C) You ask the coach if you and your buds could raise funds—you know, the bake sale thing!—for the squad.

Your ’rents tell you they’re pulling an Angelina and adopting a baby girl. What’s your biggest concern?

A) That you won’t be able to spend enough time with your new baby sis.

B) That you might turn into a built-in babysitter, but you’ll roll with things as they happen.

C) That your parents will get so involved with the baby that they’ll totally forget you’re alive.

You’ve been beyond looking forward to hitting the slopes Saturday with your BFF Caitlin’s fam. Friday night, you come down with a gruesome case o’ the flu. Should you suck it up and still go skiing?

A) Sure. The cold mountain air will probably bring down your 102-degree fever.

B) Gotta play it by ear. If you still feel skunky in the a.m., you’ll pass.

C) Nope, that’s way selfish—you’ll make everybody else sick, too!

You’re watching TLC’s What Not to Wear with your BFF for the zillionth time when Amy suddenly squeals, “Let me do a head-to-toe makeover on you!” Are you into it?

A) Yes, indeedy. You are so down with sporting a new look.

B) Kindasorta. It’s no biggie. If you don’t dig the look she gives ya, you can just go back to the original you.

C) No way! What if you turn out all Godzilla’s granddaughter?

You sooo aced your audition for The Wizard of Oz. You’re sure your drama teacher will cast you as Dorothy. You stop shining up your red ballet flats long enough to check the final cast list—and it turns out you only made Munchkin. How do you deal?

A) You vow to become better onstage by learning all you can in this show. If ya work hard enough, next time you’ll snag the lead!

B) You shake off the disappointment. Even with a small part, you’ll have a total blast.

C) You stomp off to find Teach and huff, “There’s been some mistake here. I am Dorothy!”

You think your crush Charlie is taking you to Friendly’s for a three-scoop hot fudge sundae but, instead, you end up at the ice rink. You’re mindblown ’cause you can’t skate a lick. What’s your move?

A) You cruise onto the ice. The more you fall, the more you and Charlie will laugh!

B) You tell Charlie you have a rare foot ailment. No way are you letting him watch you crash harder than Paris Hilton’s CD sales.

C) You ’fess up to your lack of mad skills and say, “I’ll give it a shot if you hold my hand.”

Which star’s style vibe inspires you big-time?

A) Rihanna. Up-do, curly hair, vintage, mod—you dig how daring she is!

B) Miley Cyrus. She totally tries out trends, but never goes overboard.

C) Carrie Underwood. She usually sticks to classic jeans-and-a-tee.

Your English grades are so groovy, your teacher recommends you switch to a super-tough honors class. Do you make the move?

A) Heck yeah! You are so up for the challenge!

B) You’ll give it a shot. If you feel like you’re in over your head, you can switch back.

C) Nope. You’re not sure you could handle it, so why take a chance?

You dash into the bathroom and find a friend leaning against the paper towel dispenser, crying. She just failed a math quiz because her parents argued so loudly last night that she couldn’t study. You suggest she…

A. Clamp on some earphones and crank up the tunes next time. Works for you!

B. Not even worry about it—there will be plenty more quizzes before finals.

C. Talk privately with her math teacher. Teach might be willing to give her a re-test or some extra credit work based on her circumstances.

D. Think about the big picture. She’ll have to ace the rest of the semester but, more important, it sounds like her parents are getting a divorce or something.

Your friend Meghan has a mad crush on Billy, who’s president of the drama club, so she signed up to audition for The Sound of Music. You know the only singing she’s ever done is in the shower, and auditions are tomorrow. She asks you, “Should I go through with it?” You say...

A. “Break a leg. Just don’t tell anyone in the drama club you know me.”

B. “To audition or not to audition, that is the question.”

C. “It’s great you want to be in the musical but, if you haven’t been practicing, it might be a better idea to go out for set design.”

D. “Omigod! Are you serious? You can’t even sing ‘Old MacDonald’ without your voice cracking 26 times. Dude, if you try out, Billy might never talk to you.”

Your friend Kari is getting thinner and thinner. What do you say to her?

A. “Do you have the intestinal flu? Because one time I got it and lost, like, a million pounds in one weekend.”

B. Say? If it’s a big deal, someone else will say something to her.

C. “Hey, I’m only saying this because I care about you. I’m worried that you’ve lost weight. You know, in case you want to talk about it.”

D. “Hello! Ever hear of food? Here, let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Cheeseburger.”

Your friend Carmen calls you in a panic. She has a date with him, and she just broke the zipper on her dress. Even worse, he’s going to be at her house in 10 minutes. What do you say?

A. “The same thing happened to me once. I was supposed to meet this cute guy from camp, and I got lip gloss on my white top and was freaking out. My older sister let me borrow a tee and denim mini, so it was, like, fine.”

B. “Bummer. What are you gonna do?”

C. “Why don’t you wear that adorable blue dress instead? After all, he didn’t ask the dress on a date, he asked you!”

D. “I told you that dress was cheap—that’s why it was so discounted.”

You and your BFF Ingrid spent all weekend watching scary movies. It’s Sunday night, and Ingrid’s home alone. She’s totally spooked and has called you five times in the last half-hour. You need to get some Z’s. When she calls a sixth time—and she will—you’re gonna…

A. Tell her you’re not the Ghostbusters hotline and you need your beauty rest!

B. Let the answering machine pick up—you’ve had it.

C. Suggest she seek out some comedy relief and pop in Sydney White until she falls asleep.

D. Tell her she’s worse than the stalker freak from the movie for calling you over and over.

Your BFF Gina is battling with her youth group friend Amy again. Apparently, Amy won’t respond to Gina’s calls or e-mails. Gina asks you what she should do. You say,

A. “Ugh, I hate it when someone ignores me! Just do what I would do—ignore her.”

B. “I’d rather not be involved. Plus, I don’t really know Amy.”

C. “I understand what you’re going through. Write Amy a note and tell her you miss her.”

D. “Face it—she’s no friend. Stop acting like a lap dog, and move on.”

It’s mid-terms, and your pal Janelle is failing Spanish. She wants to tell her parents before the Señora does, but she doesn’t know how to break the news. What do you tell her?

A. “It reminds me of the time I left my new parka at the mall and had to tell my mom. She got pretty mad so, for the rest of the winter, I had to wear my old coat from the year before.”

B. “No comprendo, mi amiga.”

C. “Yikes! Give your parents a heads-up. Ask about getting some tutoring so your folks know you’re trying to pull your grade up for next semester.”

D. “What’s wrong with you—haven’t you been studying?”

Last night, Laurie saw her mom and stepfather making out, and she’s grossed out. Your advice?

A. Tell her you’d freak, too!

B. Ask her if it was like a movie makeout.

C. Let her vent. Then, nicely remind her that Mom’s an adult and, well, she’s married.

D. Ew! Tell her she’s grossing you out, too! Then suggest she knock from now on before entering any room in her house.

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